Uncomplicated

I’ve avoided it as long as I can, but I can’t do it anymore. I’m about to write on most things relationshipish…
I’m mostly going to be passive aggressive towards guys who refuse to be pursers, and girls who give guys reason to fear rejection due to their rude replies and icy shoulders…and maybe some other stuff thrown about.
In other words, this is going to be long.
Where do I start? Once upon a time I carved “I love *****” on my sugar gum tree. That’s where it started. I was in the fourth grade, and he was cute, he could run fast, he liked “the three ninjas”, he liked dipping his pizza in ranch AND climbing trees too. And he lived down the street. It was love. The only problem was that he didn’t like me. End. Sorry that might not have gone where you (or I) was hoping it would.
I had more crushes, and some of them liked me in return. And we wrote letters, and exchanged waves and butterflies, and held hands at break. Things were simple. “I like you,” meant “I like you.” And when a boy said, “will you go out with me?” he was saying, “will you be my girlfriend.” And “talking” was “liking,” and boys had yet entered the world of rejection and were still brave enough to ask the girl out.
Then it happened. That really horrible thing happened. The sweet boys I used to have crushes on, the ones who would smile at me, and find me on the play ground to play, or sit next to me on the bus, or write me letters, or tell me how they liked me…they were replaced by guys with shady glances, and unknown and highly questionable intentions, completely unreadable minds…

The boys were replaced by “men”. But the “men” were more like “cough” boys. Burrrrn.
There, I said it. I said it. I don’t mean to openly offend you guys, but I think it’s important you know what I think, and quite frankly, I feel like there is a lack of bravery, integrity, and honesty (those qualities that separate the men from the boys).
I don’t expect guys to really be knights in shining armor (unless the armor has some bangs and dents in it). I know you have flaws, you have mistakes, you have your closets, but so do we. I know you have rough edges just like us ladies, but to be honest, most of your edges actually compliment or sharpen ours. But to give you some perspective, no matter your quarks or flaws or bad tendencies, when you pursue a girl, and give her flowers, and treat her like she deserves to be treated, you become her knight, imperfections and all….she can’t help but adore you.So the lack of white horses, and swords, and red capes don’t bother me, but the lack of integrity and honesty and bravery do.
What is this integrity that I speak of? It is the ability to treat girls (all girls) with respect. It is remembering that we are daughters, and sisters, and we have delicate hearts that are easily broken by your words and actions. It is avoiding the temptation to fill your heart with her looks, and words, and attention, without any thought that in the process of making your heart fat and juicy, you’re leaving her’s dry.
And when I say bravery, I don’t mean driving your dirt bike over the railroad track, or long boarding down the steepest hill in Auburn, or playing your guitar in front of a crowd, or seeing who can get more cheese puffs in their mouth…I mean- are your ready for this- getting over the fear of rejection and pursuing the girl you are interested in.
Guys are always talking about how confusing we are, and they can’t read our minds, and so on and so forth. Well here’s something that might make things a little less hazy…we also don’t have mind reading abilities, and we don’t know what you’re thinking either.
So why are guys always complaining about girls over analyzing their actions? BECAUSE too often guys don’t explain, and we’re left in limbo by your mixed messages, and we have no idea what you want or what your intentions are, and we’re left trying to figure out the mystery that you are. And unfortunately, our analyzing is usually 90% wrong. And because the majority of guys DON’T pursue, then how in the world are we supposed to know what to do; you aren’t going to pursue us, but you like us, but you won’t tell us, and we don’t know what you’re thinking, and thus our analyzing the situation begins.
We thought you liked us, you just liked hanging out. We didn’t know you liked us because we thought we were just hanging out, but you do like us, and you just left off that part when we were hanging out. We are interested in you, but you seem uninterested, but really, you are interested in us, but think we are uninterested.
Do you see what an absolute disaster this is?

Pursuing isn’t torture. We’re not plotting against you to make you uncomfortable and embarrassed, we’re not making you do “all of the work” so that we can sit back and not worry about it at all. Pursuing is as simple as it gets. If guys would attempt to act in an honest and straightforward manner, there would be no guessing. We girls wouldn’t sit around wondering if you liked us or not, because we’d know, “he isn’t pursuing me, thus he doesn’t like me. We hang out because we’re friends. He really did just call to get last week’s notes.” End. And if you do pursue us, we will know the alternative.
My favorite remark I hear from guys is, “when I like a girl, I just meet her in the middle..” It sounds smart. It seems like a good idea, except the problem is; what is the middle? There is no middle in real life. That is a vague, abstract place that does not really exist. If there were literally a place called middle where I could meet you, I would, but this place does not exist. It was created by guys who were too lazy, scared, or uncomfortable to just make the walk to “girl.” But in hopes of somewhat pursuing, they decided they’d create this place where they could kind of pursue a girl, but in false confidence that the girl would recognize this and then meet him in “the middle”. Um…did you forget about us being wrong 90% of the time when analyzing your actions? Why in the world would you expect us to know that you were waiting in the “middle” for us to meet you…we didn’t even know you liked us. And on another note, if there were a real “middle” imagine how many girls would run out there, waiting for you, only to find out, that she isn’t the girl you wanted to meet in the middle. Thus a new complication is created. The middle idea is a lousy one; throw it out.
Another thought that comes to mind is “guard your heart.” It’s kind of hard for girls to do this when we feel like we need to pursue the guys we like. Girl’s can’t guard their hearts and throw them out at the same time. We can’t be open books and locked. It’s a contradiction. Girls guard their hearts by waiting to be pursued, so if you don’t feel like you’re getting “hints” or “signals” that she likes you, it might be because she’s guarding her heart, and in an effort to do that, she’s trying not to flirt, or to like you without the knowledge that you are interested in her. She isn’t complicated, she’s smart. She isn’t trying to confuse you, she’s just oblivious of what you’re thinking because you haven’t told her yet.
As for signals, they make as much sense as having a “middle” land. What is a signal? A smile, witty banter, sitting next to you, flirting?? A girl can do these things completely unintentionally and without the slightest idea that you think they are “signals.” You could be overanalyzing too. “she smiled at me yesterday, she likes me.” But maybe she smiled at you because you’re funny and that’s all. I think signal reading needs to be thrown out, because it’s stupid. They can be misinterpreted.
The point is, don’t rely on signals when you’re interested in a girl. They are misleading nonsense. If you have really thought about it, and you know the girl you’re interested in, and you’ve prayed about it, and you’ve talked about it with your friends, and you know for a fact that you like her…don’t rely on signals, and don’t try to analyze what she does to decide if she likes you before you pursue her. Pursue her, and if she isn’t right for you, she’ll let you know, and it won’t be as bad as you think. (on a side note..do not use dating as way to decide if you like her or not…that’s going to leave a wake of destruction in heart if you decide you don’t: summarized from matt chapman).
I guess all I’m trying to say is, if you are genuinely interested in a girl, at some point make your honest intentions known to her. I don’t know how you want to do that, but the “yes” or the “no” box can’t be checked without notice. And though “no” may seem scary, and hard, it really isn’t. And yes, I’m speaking from experience. I am not assuming that it is easy, but from what I know, it is nice to know one way or the other, it isn’t as bad as you think it is, and “no” isn’t a slap in the face, it’s just an opportunity to look in another, and probably, right direction. And if there is a girl who obviously likes you, who has told you so, and you continue to mislead her by your shady and mixed messages, you’re not doing anyone a favor. So, sometimes, instead of pursuing a girl, you might need to un-pursue a girl: inform her you are not interested, nicely.
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Now, to my lady friends, If a guy is pursuing you, and you have no interest in him, please, for the sake of his heart, and his already fear of rejection, don’t make up any lame excuses like, “I don’t feel like in the right place spiritually to be dating” (unless you really aren’t) and then turn around and date someone else two weeks later. Just be honest, and let him know, kindly, that you aren’t interested. Don’t lead him on for the attention, and don’t laugh in his face. And please, for the sake of every man who is brave enough to pursue you, DO NOT give him the icy shoulder. I hate the icy shoulder. It is wrong. WRONG. If you’re willing to ignore him, stop talking to him, and be rude to him, then saying, “I’m not interested in you” nicely to his face can’t take any more effort or be any more awkward that the previous option.
Girls, I know it’s hard. I know we all want the manly man who is going to walk up, say “I’m interested in you, can I take you out on a date,” and save us from nights of overanalyzing his words and his actions. I know that they are rare, just like you have already figured out, and in an attempt to “get things going,” you might be tempted to “randomly” show up at his apartment, or make yourself very available. I say, don’t do it. Because though you may think your plotting are innocent, if he really isn’t interested in you, then you’re setting yourself up for a serious heart break. You’re going to end up investing these emotions, and feelings, and what not into a “relationship” that you’re trying to make happen, when in reality, the guy has no idea that this “relationship” even exist. In fact, he doesn’t even like you.
Stop imagining this guy into what you think he is before you go to bed, because he clearly isn’t. Stop going out of your way to do him favors only in hopes that he will like you because of it. Wait for the guy who is going to pursue you. He’s out here. Guard your heart, stop over analyzing, and let men be men and pursue. Put down the desire to be in control and to wear the pants in the relationship.
On that note, when you are being pursued, seriously, let the guy be the guy. The guy you like is not your BFF. He doesn’t bake, he probably won’t cry watching “The Notebook,” he doesn’t have “girl talk.” He’s a guy: interpreted: he likes meat, he likes action movies and guns, he likes not asking for directions, he likes eating cookies (not baking them), he laughs at things that we sometimes think are stupid, he doesn’t sprinkle his sentences with underlying messages like we do. Guys are not girls. So don’t expect him to be one, or talk like one, or think like one. Let the guy be a guy.
As an encouragement to those who are single and are not being pursues right now; you are not single because you’re: unattractive, unworthy, unintelligent, not assertive enough, not wearing short enough skirts, not using the right shampoo, too innocent, too short, too tall, not tan, not making yourself “available” or whatever else you’re thinking. You’re single because the person you’re hoping for hasn’t arrived yet…and believe me, you’d rather be single than settle for someone less than what God has for you.
I once asked my mom to describe the kind of guy she wanted me to be with. You should have heard the kind of guy she described. He sounded amazing. He sounded like all of the things on this list I have, and all of the things that I really want. Do you know why I asked her? Because I remembered this verse in Mathews that says, “If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!” And I thought to myself…if this is the kind of man my mom wants me to end up with, imagine what God wants to give me.

God is not cheating you. He is not holding out on you. His timing may not be yours, His plans for you may not be the same that you have for yourself, but if He has someone for you, then stop worrying, stop plotting to win over guys who aren’t the least bit interested in you, and have some faith and some patience. Be reassured, you are worth the fight. You are worth the effort. You are worth the flowers. You are worth the kind of man who will pursue you. Though he won’t be a knight, he will have flaws, he will- at times- say the wrong things, and do the wrong things, and he’ll be late, and he’ll forget, and he’ll have his bad days…but you should expect these things because you do the same. So, when he does come along, don’tmistake Disney movie man with a real one…you wouldn’t want him to mistake you for the Disney princess, unless you don’t mind being compared to perfection.
Here’s the thing. We don’t need the games, the lies, the tricks, the “strategies,” signals, or a middle land. If we girls would just guard and prepare our hearts, sit tight, and wait in patience, we wouldn’t find ourselves broken hearted when our analysis of the guys we thought liked us fails, epically. If we would remove the temptation to place ourselves in their way in hopes that we’ll get attention or notice or maybe a boyfriend, we could, again, seriously reduce the chances of a heart break. And if guys would find somewhere in their hearts just enough courage to tell the girl they like, and know they like, his intentions, then he would know, absolutely, whether or not she feels the same.
If guys would pursue, and girls would wait, there would be no need to analyze, to guess, to assume, to figure out, to unveil, to uncover...there would only be the acknowledged and then proclaimed intention, and the straightforward, and simple answer in return. Voila.
So go men, go pursue. And ladies, sit tight until they do.